University of Oxford Ambassador of Science, Richard Dawkins, confirms; “yes, it’s entirely probable that our collective memeology arose from a single and sweeping blow from American advertisers. It is quite likely that Jesus would have endorsed Coca-Cola or Nike footwear.”
Coming as no surprise to the American public, the Grand Dragon of the KKK stated; “we’re all thrilled that there ain’t no un-English in our/them britches.” Degenerates all over the South, tonight, are expected to expend no less than 30 000 rounds of ammunition and consume over 2 000 000 litres of moonshine whisky.
Sources from News Corp. also report that fire, the wheel, and Monty Python’s Flying Circus are also suspected to have been waylayed or hijacked by other cultures and are likely to have also originated in the Colonial United States.
