David Cameron and Barrack Obama met, last weekend, for cigars, brandy and a rousing game of table tennis with a Japanese-American lad of 16. Akira was thrilled to bits to have been visited by the leaders of the English-speaking world... until the press left and these dignitaries of Truth, Justice and the Anglo-American way started to wail and howl in hysterics at his club foot after he had fallen over from a risky pingpong manoeuvre which left him reeling on the floor.
Showing their true colours, the pair of world leaders went to help the lad up, then quickly retracting their hands, brushing them through their hair and simply stating oops, too slow. Akira managed to find himself up right and quickly left the room crying. Mr. Cameron suggested they raid his parents' liquor cabinet, but finding only sake and some rice cakes, they proceeded to defecate in the corner of the room and promptly left.
When asked, later, how the young lad, Akira, struck Mr. Cameron, he simply replied he reminded me very much of my own passed son -- a very brave boy. And remember, this is the kind of man who's running the country until Nick Clegg can grow a pair.
