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| Connery in the absence of his Walther PPK. |
Realizing that he might not be alive by the time the Scots actually excise themselves from we accursed Brits, Sir Connery makes a heartfelt and frenetic plea to the Scottish parliament to just bail on Britain. This comes of no surprise to those of us who know well Connery's distaste for the Commonwealth and the United Kingdom, but can one man really be so preposterous as he in this situation?
Long time conterpart to Connery, Bond figure Roger Moore confirms "yes, Sean always did have very strong ideas about England and the British... it's why he puts so much money into Ronald McDonald Children's Charities." And with the separation initiative McDonalds, Scotland will be introducing the celebratory 'McHaggis' and a plethora of other organ meat specials based on Scottish cuisine.
Coming as no surprise to the Queen, she merely commented that his Lordship would be hung from the gallows in the centre of London, had this been a century more equitable to the British Crown.
Still to come; Sean Connery parts the British Channel, turns sewage water into Whisky and bombs the hell out of London with Norwegian military money. The experts agree, Scottish separatism is the way to go... until the bullets start flying, then only the Irish will be safe.
